Regretfully Attends

My little brother is getting married this July. It's awesome because it means a big family party, and I get a sister after wanting one and being disappointed 25 years ago. (Kidding, Steven.)

His wedding invitation arrived the other day, and I was giddy to open it. Inside, this is what I found:

I snort laughed all the way down the hall reading it. True story. Ask Will. Someone has to be the funny one in the family because I definitely didn't get those genes! Also, the last option happens more often than I knew before having a wedding of my own.